This post may get a bit strange, bare with meh.
It's not my fault the Earth's alignment is all off.
Rushing to therapy yesterday, while I was basically running thur the parking lot of the business complex the office is in, there was a guy getting out of his car. He looked just like Elliot, Will's band mate that seems to think my name is Brandi or some shit. I had to look twice to make sure that wasn't him. I walked into my mother starring at him. She was like wth Brittanie?! I'm like "oh, that dude looks familiar" but that totally wasn't him. He caught meh gawking at him & gave meh this puzzled look like "why is this little girl starring at meh?" I can be so creepy sometimes. He was totally Elliot, in all his dorky hotness, he even wore the same shoes Elliot had on at rehearsal. I was expecting him to take a guitar outta his car, it was just a briefcase.I was like dammit, wrong guy.
Katy called, she wants her style back.
On the way back, coming from therapy I saw a woman who looked just like Katy Perry on the train. I couldn't stop starring at her. She was with her husband (I think) They didn't look like they were just dating. There's something about married couples that you can fell in the air.
Every time I looked at her, he looked at meh like "you checking out my wife" And I'm thinking dude, stop looking at meh, I'm not looking at you! She was totally Katy from head to toe. She had dark hair with bangs like hers. I can never tell if Katy has black hair or brunette hair. She had her eyes, she wore thick black mascara that separated every lash (kay, that was kinda creepy, I don't like that look) She had on an old fashioned summer outfit like the kind Katy always wears & platform wedges with the toes out. She never opened her mouth even tho her hubby was having a convo with an old couple across from them. I was just waiting for her to say something. I was convinced she'd have her voice too.
Today,at the grocery store one of the cashiers looked just like my friend Tia. She has a blog on here too. Feel free to refer to it http://tia-mylifeasofnow.blogspot.com/ Now, I go to that store often.I always see that girl but I never pay her any attention. Today it hit meh while I was waiting around for my mother at the bank part of the store.She looks like Tia! She has her skin complexion, same hair hair texture but this girl wore hers up in a bun, same height, they're probably close to the same weight, they even wear the same type of glasses. I was like no, way!
Waiting in the line for one of the bank tellers was a lady. She had on an ugly blue uniform with medium sized stripes. She looked like she was a mechanic of some sort or maybe a janitor. I looked at her name tag, in big letters was her name, Loretta. I was nowhere near her so let's just make it clear that the name tag was freakishly large. You will never believe who she looked like. This lady was pretty old, old enough for Matt Groening to have based the character Moe Szyslak on the Simpsons off of. It was Moe in the flesh, the bartender at the bar where Homer gets wasted every night of the week I think. Doesn't he have work the next morning? How does he pull that off? She had an weird shaped brow line like him & a puffy curly fro. In fact, it basically looked like someone had drawn her on paper then made her 3D to fit into our world. Now that I think about it, she has similarities of Cleveland's ex wife, also Loretta on Family Guy. All fat black women look alike to meh :D
It's not my fault the Earth's alignment is all off.
Rushing to therapy yesterday, while I was basically running thur the parking lot of the business complex the office is in, there was a guy getting out of his car. He looked just like Elliot, Will's band mate that seems to think my name is Brandi or some shit. I had to look twice to make sure that wasn't him. I walked into my mother starring at him. She was like wth Brittanie?! I'm like "oh, that dude looks familiar" but that totally wasn't him. He caught meh gawking at him & gave meh this puzzled look like "why is this little girl starring at meh?" I can be so creepy sometimes. He was totally Elliot, in all his dorky hotness, he even wore the same shoes Elliot had on at rehearsal. I was expecting him to take a guitar outta his car, it was just a briefcase.I was like dammit, wrong guy.
Katy called, she wants her style back.
On the way back, coming from therapy I saw a woman who looked just like Katy Perry on the train. I couldn't stop starring at her. She was with her husband (I think) They didn't look like they were just dating. There's something about married couples that you can fell in the air.
Every time I looked at her, he looked at meh like "you checking out my wife" And I'm thinking dude, stop looking at meh, I'm not looking at you! She was totally Katy from head to toe. She had dark hair with bangs like hers. I can never tell if Katy has black hair or brunette hair. She had her eyes, she wore thick black mascara that separated every lash (kay, that was kinda creepy, I don't like that look) She had on an old fashioned summer outfit like the kind Katy always wears & platform wedges with the toes out. She never opened her mouth even tho her hubby was having a convo with an old couple across from them. I was just waiting for her to say something. I was convinced she'd have her voice too.
Today,at the grocery store one of the cashiers looked just like my friend Tia. She has a blog on here too. Feel free to refer to it http://tia-mylifeasofnow.blogspot.com/ Now, I go to that store often.I always see that girl but I never pay her any attention. Today it hit meh while I was waiting around for my mother at the bank part of the store.She looks like Tia! She has her skin complexion, same hair hair texture but this girl wore hers up in a bun, same height, they're probably close to the same weight, they even wear the same type of glasses. I was like no, way!
Waiting in the line for one of the bank tellers was a lady. She had on an ugly blue uniform with medium sized stripes. She looked like she was a mechanic of some sort or maybe a janitor. I looked at her name tag, in big letters was her name, Loretta. I was nowhere near her so let's just make it clear that the name tag was freakishly large. You will never believe who she looked like. This lady was pretty old, old enough for Matt Groening to have based the character Moe Szyslak on the Simpsons off of. It was Moe in the flesh, the bartender at the bar where Homer gets wasted every night of the week I think. Doesn't he have work the next morning? How does he pull that off? She had an weird shaped brow line like him & a puffy curly fro. In fact, it basically looked like someone had drawn her on paper then made her 3D to fit into our world. Now that I think about it, she has similarities of Cleveland's ex wife, also Loretta on Family Guy. All fat black women look alike to meh :D
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