No, not yet but I might become addicted. Now I see what all the hype is about. My friend Carlisa invited meh to the movies.I always bail on her, I did yesterday so today I decided that I would break a bad habit & actually show up when we made plans. It had totally slipped my mind that Twilight was out. When we got to the theater, we read the list of movies showing. Eclipse was at the top of the list starting at 7:15pm. She asked meh what movie did I want to see.I wanted to see Splice but she had already seen it with our guys friends.She's already seen The Karate Kid too but I have no interest in watching that.I wanted to see Grown Ups with Adam Sandler.That movie is hilarious when that little girl goes "I wanna get chocolate wasted!" She's a Twilight fan & she was paying so of course she wasn't paying. She actually read the books.I mean could she be anymore of a dork?! I think of Twilight what I think of Harry Potter series, they're both completely useless teen crap that should be abolished.
Meh & Carlisa agreed to NEVER go back to the threate we went to tonight. The movie was suppose to start at 7:15 but the people working the projector & sound system couldn't get it together. That's what happens with you let monkeys control shit. It really started at like 7:45. We watched all the previews without sound.I just talked my way thur them & made jokes. If only every situation in life was that easy. We missed the first 10 minutes of the movie. It was like we were watching it on mute then when the sound finally came back everyone was lost & pissed off. Everyone was complaining yelling "start the movie from the beginning!" It was extremely loud. Even for a movie threatre. We missed the most important part of Edward talking to Bella about marriage. During the beginning of the movie, they couldn't get the sound right. It kept going up and down.
At first I was like I'm not going to like this movie. So I went thur the songs on my iPod. When the first fight scene came, it started to get interesting. I think the coolest thing about the movie were their eyes.I didn't see the first two movies so I was annoying my friend the entire time asking questions. Do others know their vampires? Don't the eyes give it away or are we just seeing it from the point of view we're watching? Is Alice Edwards real sister? I think Alice is so gorgeous, well the actress that plays her. She was kick ass. I'd love for her to be my sister. The movie was totally off to meh. When they were suppose to be vampires they looked more like zombies to meh like the scene of them coming out of the water. I did NOT like how they kept snapping peoples necks.That always freaks meh out.I had to hold my neck after seeing all that. Every time they killed someone they fell down & cracked on the ground. I'm like are they turning them into glass?! Victoria freaked meh out.She was such a freak. She lied to that dude & told him she loved him just to avenge James death.Who ever the hell that is. I did not like her hair.She had hair like Taylor Swift only way worst,like two million curls. The movie was more like a comedy to meh. I laughed my way thur it. I mean they kept making all these jokes. I couldn't help it. There was also a dude in the very back behind us. He was about 17, maybe older & by himself. He laughed too but at scenes that weren't even remotely funny.I was like this dude is totally blazed, high as a fucking kite. He had to smoke to endure that movie.Good idea, wish I had that plan. He laughed at everything. Every time he did so did we.It was amazing how easily amused he was. He was like a fucking 8 year old.
There were these two old guys there too. They looked so out of place. Meh & Carlisa sat in the hall waiting for the movie to start. When we saw them walking by, we thought they were headed for The Karate Kid. We burst into laugher.They were so gay, I'm pretty sure they were there to see Taylor Launter shirtless. Total fags. He's not attractive to meh & he has too much muscle. He also has a huge nose.I'd take Edward any day. All those vampires are hott. I'd do all of them. And they don't have sperm apparently so I wouldn't have to obsess over having a baby b/c it wouldn't be possible.
The funniest part was when Bella tried to punch Jacob & hurt her hand badly. It was priceless. She's such a dumbass. I don't get the hype over Kristen Stewart.Her skinny jeans were so tight. I'm surprised she still had circulation in her legs. No wonder she was walking so slow.
I kissed Bella & she broke her hand trying to punch my face -Jacob.
That's my new favorite quote.It was the way he said it to. I couldn't help myself. Another funny part was when Jacob had to warm up Bella in the mountains. That scene was hott.I totally wanted a threesome between the three of them.Edward kept giving him the evil eye. He can read thoughts. Gosh, I don't wanna know what Jacob was thinking laying next to Bella.
I wanted to stay to listen to the ending credits BUT we had to evacuate. The song was really cool.That reminds meh.I have to Google Twilight Soundtrack :) It's almost 1am. I need to fucking get some sleep.
Meh & Carlisa agreed to NEVER go back to the threate we went to tonight. The movie was suppose to start at 7:15 but the people working the projector & sound system couldn't get it together. That's what happens with you let monkeys control shit. It really started at like 7:45. We watched all the previews without sound.I just talked my way thur them & made jokes. If only every situation in life was that easy. We missed the first 10 minutes of the movie. It was like we were watching it on mute then when the sound finally came back everyone was lost & pissed off. Everyone was complaining yelling "start the movie from the beginning!" It was extremely loud. Even for a movie threatre. We missed the most important part of Edward talking to Bella about marriage. During the beginning of the movie, they couldn't get the sound right. It kept going up and down.
At first I was like I'm not going to like this movie. So I went thur the songs on my iPod. When the first fight scene came, it started to get interesting. I think the coolest thing about the movie were their eyes.I didn't see the first two movies so I was annoying my friend the entire time asking questions. Do others know their vampires? Don't the eyes give it away or are we just seeing it from the point of view we're watching? Is Alice Edwards real sister? I think Alice is so gorgeous, well the actress that plays her. She was kick ass. I'd love for her to be my sister. The movie was totally off to meh. When they were suppose to be vampires they looked more like zombies to meh like the scene of them coming out of the water. I did NOT like how they kept snapping peoples necks.That always freaks meh out.I had to hold my neck after seeing all that. Every time they killed someone they fell down & cracked on the ground. I'm like are they turning them into glass?! Victoria freaked meh out.She was such a freak. She lied to that dude & told him she loved him just to avenge James death.Who ever the hell that is. I did not like her hair.She had hair like Taylor Swift only way worst,like two million curls. The movie was more like a comedy to meh. I laughed my way thur it. I mean they kept making all these jokes. I couldn't help it. There was also a dude in the very back behind us. He was about 17, maybe older & by himself. He laughed too but at scenes that weren't even remotely funny.I was like this dude is totally blazed, high as a fucking kite. He had to smoke to endure that movie.Good idea, wish I had that plan. He laughed at everything. Every time he did so did we.It was amazing how easily amused he was. He was like a fucking 8 year old.
There were these two old guys there too. They looked so out of place. Meh & Carlisa sat in the hall waiting for the movie to start. When we saw them walking by, we thought they were headed for The Karate Kid. We burst into laugher.They were so gay, I'm pretty sure they were there to see Taylor Launter shirtless. Total fags. He's not attractive to meh & he has too much muscle. He also has a huge nose.I'd take Edward any day. All those vampires are hott. I'd do all of them. And they don't have sperm apparently so I wouldn't have to obsess over having a baby b/c it wouldn't be possible.
The funniest part was when Bella tried to punch Jacob & hurt her hand badly. It was priceless. She's such a dumbass. I don't get the hype over Kristen Stewart.Her skinny jeans were so tight. I'm surprised she still had circulation in her legs. No wonder she was walking so slow.
I kissed Bella & she broke her hand trying to punch my face -Jacob.
That's my new favorite quote.It was the way he said it to. I couldn't help myself. Another funny part was when Jacob had to warm up Bella in the mountains. That scene was hott.I totally wanted a threesome between the three of them.Edward kept giving him the evil eye. He can read thoughts. Gosh, I don't wanna know what Jacob was thinking laying next to Bella.
I wanted to stay to listen to the ending credits BUT we had to evacuate. The song was really cool.That reminds meh.I have to Google Twilight Soundtrack :) It's almost 1am. I need to fucking get some sleep.
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