Has Anyone Seen The Toothpaste?

It's 7:15pm. Today I didn't wake up until 6:15:pm.
When I woke up I discovered that the toothpaste was still missing. Yes, the toothpaste. This morning I had heard my mother mention that she could not find the toothpaste. Well I stayed asleep about 9 extra hours. I figured she would have had time to find it. She didn't mind. She just used mouthwash to clean her teeth. That's all fine and dandy but for anyone who has ever seen my teeth in the morning, it's not a pretty sight. I droll so there a trail of dried white spit going down my cheek (I know, that's gonna give you nightmares) There's a yellowish films of spit covering my teeth & unrelated but my eyes look like beady little bug eyes. The way I sleep which is really rough causes my eyes to kinda get squished. It's hard to explain but they puff all up & my it's like my upper eyelids switch to my bottom lids. My eyes almost disappear.

So things in my household are crazy.We don't keep our toothpaste in the bathroom like normal people. My mother and I share toothpaste (b/c sharing is caring) But she has control over it. She keeps it in her room, n a little black bag with her toothbrush. Once a week she loses that bag & I'm forced to squeeze the last little bit of toothpaste out of an old tube. I'm getting really tired of it! Last week the morning of that so called interview, she lost the toothpaste. Therefore I was forced to find an old tube in the bottom of my dresser. It was gross. The paste came out a beige color & was bubbling. I use it anyhow. I'm not sure if I would have been better off just going with bad morning breath, than spoiled toothpaste breath that made meh wanna vomit. I didn't know toothpaste could spoil but apparently it very well can *gags*

Anyhow, I just spent a little over 30 minutes looking for the toothpaste all over the house.
I checked the drawers in the kitchen, the kitchen cabinets, the closet in the hall, my closet, every drawer in my dresser, every drawer in her dressers, under the living room furniture, under her bed, in her closet, inside of the sofa & the love seats. I even checked the freezer and the fridge. I completely destroyed her room. Then she went into a lecture about how I'm still the same as I was when I was younger. When I couldn't get something I wanted, if she wouldn't give it to meh I would destroyed our apartments to find it. Some things never change.
It was nowhere to be found. My theory is she accidentally threw it in the trash when she was talking it out earlier. She claims that she put it in the dresser. Then why wasn't it there?! I think my mother lost her memory years ago.

Originally we had plans to visit Publix in another county for lotto tickets. She has this theory that if she keeps playing the Georgia Lottery, she'll win money. I know better than that. She only plays the scratch off tickets now. There is a little bit better chance of winning at them. But this morning at 9:15 I was just too tired to wake up. I could not bring myself to drag outta bed & get up. Which is why it was past dinnertime when I finally woke up. I literally slept thur my day. I guess the little mini meltdown I didn't have last night took alot outta meh. I'll get into that later. It involves William & another girl who lives thousand miles away. Just a heads up it was no big deal but coming from the princess of the drama queens, i made it my business to make it a big deal. Drama will be the death of meh yet :D