Here's Wishin You An Unhappy Birthday!

This is for William.
Today is his birthday. 22 years of being the biggest asshole on the planet.
I hope it's the worst birthday he's ever had.I hope everything goes wrong.
I wish him nothing but the worst on this day :D
I know, that sounds mean but eh, he deserves it.
I told him to make sure I wasn't the cause of his birthday being crappy I would not see him today. I don't want to ruin his "special day" But eh, I forget, I have a special talent.I can ruin anything.

He's still talking to Michelle.
Ugh, just when I get over Kae, he finds another one of my so called friends to talk to. He's doing this shit on purpose.
He's like Michelle is interesting. I wouldn't mind talking to her.
And I'm not?! Please, everyone is interested in meh.
Do you know how many people have suggested that I make my blog into a book?!
He NEVER has a good thing to say about meh. I'm beginning to think the good things he does say about meh are all lies.

He's like if you can have guy friends, why can't I have girl friends?
He can have girl friends as long as I don't know them & he didn't met them threw meh.
It's just wrong. I'm not the kinda girl that wants any girl I was ever associated with being friends with my boyfriend. That just doesn't click well with meh. Another one of my many triggers.
I'm sorry but I wanna be the only girl he's talking to.
It's 4am right now & he's on Facebook talking to her.

I called him, he's like I don't wanna talk to you on the phone.
B/c he'd much rather talk to other girls online.
He even hung up in my face.I don't give a fuck if it's his birthday.You don't fucking hang up in your girlfriend's face. I called him back then blessed him out.Last words: I hope your birthday sucks or something along those lines.I can't quite remember.

And here's the thing with meh and my guy friends.All we ever talk about his how horrible he is to meh most times. I have entire convos with them about him. They get tired of it.
I doubt that he only talks about meh when he's having convos with girls. I barely even talk to any of the guys I know now. He ran most of them away. The others just don't wanna be bothered with meh b/c of him, sorta.

He makes meh SO ANGRY.
Does he not realize how unstable I am? Oh I don't think he does.
I said if he didn't talk to meh I'd ruin his birthday.
I threatened to slit my wrist, my tummy & my neck (that one is unlikely)
He said "fine, go ahead, I don't care" & hung up on meh.
What if I actually slit my shit instead of taking my anger out on this blog?
I could be dead in a few hours if I was as crazy as he thinks I am.
A really crazy girl is gonna kill herself not just say it...
I fell like eating now, ugh, he's gonna make meh binge and I'll never be thin or beautiful...

Oh in his defense, he did call meh while I was writing this blog.
Meh: what do u want?
Him: to know if you are okay? r u?
Meh: I am, I'm taking my anger out in a blog.
Him: okay...
He said something about watching the Boondocks and that was that.