Turtle Rescue :D

William & I pretty much spent all of yesterday either driving, sleeping or at the park.
We were coming from the park around 7:40, we passed a giant turtle on the side of the road.
William was like "did you see that?! There's a turtle on the road. I wasn't paying attention. I had spaced out to avoid arguing & making him any angrier.We had been arguing about how I made him look bad. The guys are auditioning a new drummer for their band. Because of meh he missed a few texts about the meeting arrangements.Someone had to reschedule tonight, causing Wills & the drummers plans to change. It was almost two hours after the fact when Will realized he had texts. I had his phone in my bag all the time that he was plating basketball. I did remember him receiving the texts. I read them but then it completely slipped my mind to tell him he had them. I did mean to but I was sitting barefoot on in the indoor basketball court watching all these guys pretty much miss all their shots. I was just really distracted. At first we were on the outdoor court. For some reason Will wanted to go inside. I didn't mind b/c the pavement was burning my feet. Why wasn't I wearing shoes? Will shot the ball so high in the air that it bounced over of the fenced in court & into a puddle of water & mud in the yard. I ran to get it but didn't realize how deep the puddle really was. I wasn't wearing my skinny jeans. I was wearing my real nice expensive jeans that I go for Christmas 3 years ago. They're kinda long & drag the ground. I slid into it & muddy water filled my shoes & soaked my jeans up to my ankles. Will was like your shoes are gonna be wet now. No shit, sherlock! I thought I could deal with it but after only 2 minutes on the court, I was like fuck this, I took my shoes off.I wasn't wearing socks & went barefoot for the rest of the day. The court burned my foot at first but finally I got use to it. The second time on the court was fun. Will kept reminding meh to remind him when 7pm came. When the time finally came it was another 30 minutes before we even attempted to leave the park. That's when he asked for his phone back in the car & saw all his missed texts. He went ballistic on meh. I didn't feel bad tho b/c it wasn't like I did it on purpose.

The turtle defintely cheered him up. Touched by a turtle. He named it Leonardo after the Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles. I named him Henry. We stopped on the side of the road.He was like get the turtle Brittanie.I was like eww, no.I wasn't touching that turtle.He weighed as much as my head does & he wasn't NOT cute like the turtle from my YouTube videos. I was like no! you get it. He couldn't b/c he wasn't on the passengers side & if he had opened his door, well we all know what they would have cdone. So I got out & told him to get the turtle. He did & placed the turtle where i Had been sitting. He was like c'mon, get in, don't sit on the turtle.I'm like where am I suppose to sit then?! I wasn't about to share a seat with a turtle & as time progressed I was happy I didn't. That turtle was aggressive. I was like "omg, did we just steal a turtle? He was like I don't think stealing a turtle is illegal. While driving he made him way out of the seat & starting crawling where the cup holders are. He literally shoved the Gatorade bottles we had there out of the way. William then picked up Leonardo & put him in his lap. He was covered in dirt & started to squirm outta Will's lap and onto his side. Will was like Brittanie, get the turtle! He didn't want him to make his way down to the pedals & get in the way of his driving. Ahh, I really didn't wanna touch it. I wasn't gross just not appealing & I was afraid he would claw meh. He had sharp claws like a cats, he even scratched Williams forearms a few times. Will joked that I should like the turtle b/c we were both cutters. Haha. I told Leonardo good job & that next time he should have cut Will deeper, try harder. Using his GPS, we found a park with a lake to leave Leonardo. He released him into the water, said "meet your new home" & that was the end of that. I'm gonna miss that hideous little fellow. Outta my life before I even knew him. I'm gonna miss Henry Leonardo. We had a good 30 minutes together. I expect turtles to be cute like mine named Misty. She has the most gorgeous eyes but she is a stuffed animal. Or Franklin, no one seems to remember him but the kids were always picking on meh for having his name as a last name. "It's Franklin!"

For some crazy reason I was hungry yesterday. I begged for to go to Wendy's for like 3 hours. Throughout the ride to my place. Finally he gave in. He was like "you know I am kinda hungry too but I don't wanta go to Wendy's. So we decided to go to Subway. I fell asleep on the way there. I woke up while we were sitting at a light & he had the heat on. It's summer in Georgia. The heat will NEVER be needed! I freaked out like "omg, why is the heat on?!" He said he was cold. That's b/c he blasts the air condition. He didn't have to turn the heat on to full blast. He could have just turned the A/C off! I was like what the fuck is wrong with you?! Are u trying to kill meh?! I mean I woke up sweating. I had to let the window down b/c I seriously couldn't breath. I was thinking how mean was that?

At Subway, the guys who worked there were really funny.Oh there was this super thin girl but not anorexic. You could tell she was just naturally thin. About 5'9, age 24.
Will ordered a hot chicken terkiyaki sub sandwich. I didn't know what I wanted b/c I never eat there. The menu confused the hell outta meh. I was just starring. The guy working there referred to meh as "lil bit" He asked what I wanted.I was like ummm, I don't know.I sounded so retarded. He said well I'll go to the gentleman behind you b/c I'm the only one making the sandwiches & there was one guy on the register. So Will was like just get her the $5 footlong. The dude was like "what you have isn't $5!" He got something super fancy & complicated. I tasted a bite of it.It wasn't good.So my sub was ham on Italian bread, Swiss cheese, tomatoes & banana peppers.I'm sure I would have wanted more of that sandwich but I can't think under pressure. While he was asking meh what I wanted I was like "I'll have those banana peppers" He was like you sure know your vegetables but don't know anything about the meats! True, we never really ate meat in my household. I know all about vegetables as much as I hate them! At the register the dude was like you brought your old lady? I forced out a laugh, Will didn't really say anything. The dude was like "oh am I wrong?" Will said "oh no, she's my girlfriend" & he did NOT sound happy about it. The dude was like "ook kay, you got quiet when I said that" He sure did! It's like the cat had his tongue. I'm thinking, well this makes meh look bad. I'm with a guy & he's not even enthused about it. He handed the dude a gold card to pay. The dude looked at meh & said "oooh, gold card, you got a good one, stick with this one" So untrue! I was laughing in my head. Please, good one? Don't get meh started on how wrong that statement was. Right now, he has NO money of his own. His parents pay that credit card for him. How great can he really be?! I don't give a fuck what Will or his mother says. Until his bands takes off & he's famous then he's not better than meh.