I somehow forgot to blog yesterday (Sunday)
I don't quite remember yesterday....
I know I came home around 4pm.
(I miss William...he's my life which means I need to get one.)Mother had dinner ready, I ate it.Took a nap around6 when my mother said my brother was coming then woke up at8:30.I then stayed up ALL NIGHT on my laptop, IM-ing people and being a post whore in the forums on PrettyThin. It wasn't until 10am this morning that I finally went to sleep then my mother woke meh up for lunch at 1pm. 3 homemade buffalo wings, corn, fried orka, sweet potaotes & a Hawaiian roll. It was yummy especially the wings but the guilt from eating will linger for days.I should get some rest. I'm running on like 3 hours of sleep for the past two months.I need my beauty rest or I'm never gonna be a supermodel :) I have such unrealistic high hopes for myself. If only i could get my self esteem there.
I had a really fun convo with this girl on PrettyThin about Tyra Banks.
It started off about her losing weight & crazy dreams we have. Dude, I made out with Tyra. Mhmm.
She was like you and Tyra would look good together. HAHA, in my dreams, yes.So I have this theory that Tyra is bi, we're gonna meet, she's gonna fall madly in love with meh & say yes when I ask her to marry meh. Crazy I know but a girl can dream, can't she?I mean she's Tyra freaking Banks, you're lying your ass off if you say you don't wanna get with her ;) I use to see her and all I could think were BOOBS! :D
She's like totally gay, just a little bit. Half gay? Not bashing her or anything but eh my theory works.No one else finds it odd how she gets all touchy feely with the winners of TopModel for their photo shoots? Why does she have to touch em?! I'm so jealous of them. They were touched by Tyra. I envy them. *jealousy monster rears it's evil head*
Teyona is not attractive to meh & her body sucks. Seriously, she's all thighs & legs and not in a good way.
If she ever hugged meh I could die happy like for real. That would be an accomplishment meh for. And that "almost" kiss with Kimora Lee Simmons. I would hope if Tyra was a lesbian she would have better taste in females. They weren't kissing but it sure as hell looked like something fun was about to happen. They were holding hands! Just saying, this photo makes meh theory a little more believable.
I think Kimora is ugly. No matter how thin she was she always had a chubby face. Then she became a fat ass & unlike Tyra she isn't losing the weight! I don't like her. I've never liked her. She seems so bitchy on her show & not even being racist but she has NO taste in black men. Her first hubby was ugly, her new one is just ooogly. I checked out her book Fabulosity from the library book 3 summers ago & wasted a month of my life trying to read it. She is so full of shit! That book got meh nowhere and I'm still Unfabulous BUT it's better unfabulous as Addie taught us on that Nick show. Whatever happened to her? Jake Behari, Jake Behari. She was so creepy about that dude but I digress.....
I hated Baby Fat. That overpriced clothing line of overdone overdecorated clothes for everyday. I remember going back to school shopping at Macy's. (This was before they arrested and banned meh for two years. Please, only two years, Publix banned meh for 5 years and I'm still going in there.) I had found the most gorgeous pair of paints. They were gold colored with satin, umm, I forget what those are called but this extra material on the pants to maybe tie em up. They were like cargo pants, kinda. We took em to the counter. We're poor, we have a thing called a "budget" when the saleswoman told us they were $1oo, my mother almost passed out. She was like "oh no sweetie, put those back, NOW!I actually wasted $80 on her shoes my freshmen year of high school. I was naive then but boy, did I look rad that first day of school and everyone was so jealous. I didn't get shoes for a year buying those and after about 2 weeks I stopped wearing them. I have no idea where they are these days. They made my feet look big. They were made on the style of Nikes & Nikes don't look good on my long skinny feet. Those were the only Baby Phat product I ever bought. So yeah, I'm just really annoyed by Kimora. If she wasn't a giraffe she'd be working at a beauty supply store going "NO refunds" & helping ople find authentic human hair. I'm sorry, that was mean?
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