Mothers Say The Darnest Things!

So it's 2:16 here, Friday morning. A couple minutes ago our smoke detector randomly went off. There is no smoke within a mile of her. No food in the house, we haven't used that stove in days really. It beeped & buzzed for about 10 minutes which woke my mother up who then came into the living room where I always am. She lays on the sofa across the room half sleep & asks "Brittanie, are u on that site picking up men?" Wtf? My jaw dropped. I was like what the flip are u talking about? PrettyThin? First off there are no guys on here I want & if I did c'mon, I'm anorexic, not retarded. NOT the place to start a relationship. It isn't even a dating site. I'm there b/c it's the only realm I have friends in. If PrettyThin was high school, I'd be the popular one. Not necessarily the pretty one but being popular outweighs all that. When everyone knows you you're someone.

She's like I'm just asking. Just b/c I stay on my laptop for 10 hours a day must mean I'm trying to scam on guys. Is she serious. Any guy I've ever met online came to meh to be honest. Well not all. I did go haunt one down. I came across he's profile & he was so cute! I couldn't help it. It's the way she said it "picking up men" That sounds so wrong. I'm not a prostitute. I don't work the corner. She's never gonna see meh getting in some strange old dudes car. I hate when she uses the words "man" & "men" In my head I'm still an innocent 14 year old. It's just awkward for meh to know she's thinking like that. When she's mad she goes "you were all night laying up with that man!" referring to William.

My mother once called meh a whore. Long before I even had sex b/c I said I wanted to have children with straight hair & I date guys for their looks. Doesn't make meh a whore, makes meh shallow & I've liked every dude I've dated. It's not my mission in life to find a male. I'm happy with the one I have. Things aren't always perfect but we have nice times together.

She was talking in her sleep but still, how random was that? I haven't even been on Plenty of Fish, that date dating site in over 2 weeks. I'm making progress. Will would be proud if he knew. I hate when she sleeptalks. It never makes any sense. She asked questions that no one knows the answer to. Ugh, I'm like totally insulted that she said that. Does she NOT realize I have William & I'm gonna blow if I even attempt to cheat on him..again. Yeah, I have. Not really but he counts it. I simply agreed to be this guys girlfriend for less than a day. He was being all romantic at the moment & Will had been neglecting meh. We never even hung out b/c he lives in another county & honestly. I'm afraid of him .He threatened to slit my throat when I broke up with him....