I've been saying I was going to do it for months.
Today I finally did it. What is "it" you ask?
I went all "Britney Spears" psychotic & cut my hair.The last time I did it was a random Sunday night in April back in 2008.
It was the same situation. I was getting tired of it & it was too unmanageable.
I took the scissors & chopped it all off. That Monday I went to school. I was afraid to take my hoodie off. When I did I didn't hear the last of it for a month. I remember the first person to comment on it. Jeneen was like "it looks like you have more hair now" I was thinking "wtf, how is that even possible?!" She didn't sound sarcastic either.
I put my hair in a bag to remember it. It was way more than I expected.I had to cut it tho.It was seriously bothering meh. I haven't had a perm in 5 months, therefore there was a ton of new growth that I couldn't even get to b/c of all the dead hair on the ends. Now it's gone. I have like 3 inches of hair left on my head. I can't even clip in hair bows & I look retarded wearing a headband around 3 inches of hair!
This is one of those things that takes a while to sat in. It didn't seem like a bad idea 5 hours ago but it's definitely feeling like it now. I will majorly regret this in the morning.I look like a little boy, no joke. I won't be surprised if William dumps meh over this. At first he was dating an 8 year old girl, now he'll be dating an 8 year old boy.
My mother keeps joking that I look like one of those models from Africa. The dark skinned ones black as night with no hair on their head. No I do not. There's a difference.They can pull it off.
I can not. I have manly features, they don't go well with super short hair.William once asked "why is the fashion industry trying to convince us that bald headed skinny girls are attractive?" That was so MEAN. I'm like hey, I'm a bald headed skinny girl. you better think I'm attractive!
My hair grows slow. I have another 12 months to be bald. I am NOT looking forward to it. Luckily it's Summer.I can continue to wear my newspaper boy hot then Winter will come & I can wear one of the four skull hats I have. Hannah Montana, Falcon's (from Will) High School Musical & a star printed one from Spencer's. I think I can pull this off without people noticing. They might get suspicious tho. I;m going to see Toy Story 3 with Carlisa next Friday. She's gonna freak out on meh when she sees. I wait for her reaction. We were suppose to go this evening but she's running low on money. That's fine with meh. I just realized today is opening day. I don't wanna be in a theater full of 8 years old who don't even remember the first two Toy Story's. It'll be like that time I almost went to see Sunny With A Chance of Meatballs opening day with Colin, instead we saw Nine which was no better. Tim Burton is seriously slacking on this work these past few years. I mean that's the best he could come up with?! The movie sucked monkey nutts.
I took photos, of course. None of them came out like I expected. I look shitty in every one of them. My skin is bad. It's all bumpy & greasy. Wow, I am not making myself look good, am I?So here's my new hair. No laughing, okay. If you do so help meh GOD I will find you & beat you with a plastic baseball bat :D
Trying to be adorable. I know, I don't have to try but I do when all my hair is in a bag under my bed.
Yeah bitch, I'm cool b/c my shades are huge!
I look "kinda" normal. I made a "peace" sign but the camera & my arm is covering it up.
You'd look like this too if you were missing all your hair. This reminds meh of my mug shot. I promised you I don't always look this demented.
Today I finally did it. What is "it" you ask?
I went all "Britney Spears" psychotic & cut my hair.The last time I did it was a random Sunday night in April back in 2008.
It was the same situation. I was getting tired of it & it was too unmanageable.
I took the scissors & chopped it all off. That Monday I went to school. I was afraid to take my hoodie off. When I did I didn't hear the last of it for a month. I remember the first person to comment on it. Jeneen was like "it looks like you have more hair now" I was thinking "wtf, how is that even possible?!" She didn't sound sarcastic either.
I put my hair in a bag to remember it. It was way more than I expected.I had to cut it tho.It was seriously bothering meh. I haven't had a perm in 5 months, therefore there was a ton of new growth that I couldn't even get to b/c of all the dead hair on the ends. Now it's gone. I have like 3 inches of hair left on my head. I can't even clip in hair bows & I look retarded wearing a headband around 3 inches of hair!
This is one of those things that takes a while to sat in. It didn't seem like a bad idea 5 hours ago but it's definitely feeling like it now. I will majorly regret this in the morning.I look like a little boy, no joke. I won't be surprised if William dumps meh over this. At first he was dating an 8 year old girl, now he'll be dating an 8 year old boy.
My mother keeps joking that I look like one of those models from Africa. The dark skinned ones black as night with no hair on their head. No I do not. There's a difference.They can pull it off.
I can not. I have manly features, they don't go well with super short hair.William once asked "why is the fashion industry trying to convince us that bald headed skinny girls are attractive?" That was so MEAN. I'm like hey, I'm a bald headed skinny girl. you better think I'm attractive!
My hair grows slow. I have another 12 months to be bald. I am NOT looking forward to it. Luckily it's Summer.I can continue to wear my newspaper boy hot then Winter will come & I can wear one of the four skull hats I have. Hannah Montana, Falcon's (from Will) High School Musical & a star printed one from Spencer's. I think I can pull this off without people noticing. They might get suspicious tho. I;m going to see Toy Story 3 with Carlisa next Friday. She's gonna freak out on meh when she sees. I wait for her reaction. We were suppose to go this evening but she's running low on money. That's fine with meh. I just realized today is opening day. I don't wanna be in a theater full of 8 years old who don't even remember the first two Toy Story's. It'll be like that time I almost went to see Sunny With A Chance of Meatballs opening day with Colin, instead we saw Nine which was no better. Tim Burton is seriously slacking on this work these past few years. I mean that's the best he could come up with?! The movie sucked monkey nutts.
I took photos, of course. None of them came out like I expected. I look shitty in every one of them. My skin is bad. It's all bumpy & greasy. Wow, I am not making myself look good, am I?So here's my new hair. No laughing, okay. If you do so help meh GOD I will find you & beat you with a plastic baseball bat :D
Trying to be adorable. I know, I don't have to try but I do when all my hair is in a bag under my bed.
Yeah bitch, I'm cool b/c my shades are huge!
I look "kinda" normal. I made a "peace" sign but the camera & my arm is covering it up.
You'd look like this too if you were missing all your hair. This reminds meh of my mug shot. I promised you I don't always look this demented.
0 comments:
Post a Comment