Seriously, She Threw A Phone At Us!

So when William & I woke up this morning his parents were back.
It wasn't really morning.It was 3:30pm.
I heard his mother talking as I rolled over & attempted to get outta bed.
Meh: Your mother is back?!
William: Yeah.
Meh: Ugh! Damn

We started having sex. He always does that. Every morning before we're even woke he jumps into sex. I hate it b/c my face is covered in droll, crust in my eyes & worst of all, horrible breath & he always wants meh to kiss him. I can't stand morning breath. I can taste it and it's just gross.
A little into it my mother called the home phone b/c I left my cell at home.
They have a fancy kind of phone. It has caller ID but it also literally talks.
It said "B Franklin" which is meh. His mother stomped up the stairs angrily.
So she obviously knew it was my mother calling for meh b/c I'm sure she figured out I was there. My Vans were in the bathroom. Will covered meh with the covers as she proceeded to come into his room to bring him the phone. I was like "ugh, are we still on this? She knows I'm here. She literally threw the phone at us. It landed between us after hitting him in the face, hard. He was like "hey! that hurt! She's lucky it didn't hit meh. She would have had something to worry about. I was thinking wow, what the hell?! I said I see your mother is still being a prick.He asked what did she do now? OMG, she threw a phone at us b/c my mother called. I'm the only one that finds something wrong with that?!

After sex I showered. It always makes meh feel so dirty, plus we sweat alot during it.
(Calories burned :D)
I didn't take a long time. It was quick.He was like "oh you showered, that was quick"
Don't wanna give his mother anything else to hate meh about.
She'd probably be like the nutcase is wasting my water.
As I was coming outta the shower, the phone rung again.
I thought it was my mother, so I rushed into Will's room wearing a towel & still half wet.
It wasn't her. It was someone calling for his mother.
His parents started freaking out & yelling saying "get the phone!"
You'd think it was the Pope calling. If u miss the call, just call them back.
That's what called ID & the redial button is for. No big deal.
His mother ran up the stairs screaming "gimme the phone" by then he had answered.
He told the person something. I was trying to figure out all the commotion.
His mother tells meh him to give her the phone, just bring it into the hall.
He does, she snatches it & they had some conflict in the hall.
I was afraid I hid in the closet, naked wet girl hiding in his dusty closet. Eww.
He was like well I had answered the phone & I didn't want to scream on the phone with the caller, that would have been rude.

He rushed meh to get ready after that.
He always does that lately if his parents are there.
I'm like you wanna meh outta here before they go ballistic on meh right?
William: I'm not rushing you.
Meh: Yes you are.
He hands meh my little tote that I keep my laptop's cords in.
Meh: If you aren't rushing meh why are u handing meh my stuff?
He asked was I ready, 4 times. Gosh, I'm a female. We can't just get ready in 3.5 seconds!
We went downstairs.
I go to the left now to avoid his mother who sits in the living room.
They have two living rooms & two dining areas so I cut thur the second set.
Going down I almost forgot, looked back at her. I saw thinking "she saw meh!"
He did the usual talking to his father about sports for 15mins while I stood at the door waiting with my army messenger bag & my laptop tote.
I watched her rock in her chair back & forth. It was sorta making meh dizzy.
His mother finally got up to give him his package from Edy's that came.
They set him two coupons for free or discounted ice cream (not sure, couldn't hear)
I must not have been around b/c I don't remember that. The only ice cream I've even seen in their freezer was Publix brand. I was looking clueless listening to them talk about it.
His mother glanced over at meh and waved but didn't have a happy expression on her face.
I waved back trying to be nice.It was a slow lone drawn out wave like when Spongebob makes his imaginary rainbow. It was totally awkward. She doesn't like meh therefore I would appreciate if she knot acknowledge my existence, you know?

We didn't talk on the ride back to my place.I just listened to my music.
The sun was beaming in on my side of the car, I fear sun. It'll make meh darker.
They seriously should finish paving the parking lot in my apartments.
It's so rocky and un-leveled. I could tell he was eager to get rid of meh b/c as soon as we turned into my apartments, he drove really fast thur the circle to get to my building.
I kinda waited for him to kiss meh goodbye, he was hesitate. He did & told meh he's miss meh.
I got outta the car...