I just realized there isn't anywhere you can go and NOT be haunted by Starbuck's.
It's not even a real word.
It's not even a real word.
It's the name of an overpriced company that revolves around fucking coffee.
Let's face it, No one is ever gonna go there to just get a sandwich or a desert.
As if we couldn't make all that at home.
All you need is coffee beans, caramel and whipped cream.
They need a dollar menu. I CANNOT afford basically $5 for coffee and whipped cream.
I mean almost everything they have is fattening.
I once read somewhere that if you have a drink from Starbucks in the morning you might as not eat for the rest of the day b/c you've just went over the recommended amount of 2000 calories per day.
Why the fuck are skinny girls always there?!
They go bulimic on their latte after wards.
That was mean, forgive meh JK I don't back down from what I say :D
In my lifetime I've only been to Starbucks twice.
I went when I was about 9 when one first opened in my area.
Then again when I was 16 as a junior in high school.
We were coming from school, I think so. Maybe we were just walking around and we didn't even go to school. I don't quite remember.
I know Vanessa was with us & Yousef payed for our orders.
I didn't order coffee, I ordered an Expresso brownie.
When I actually got that brownie I was in for a big surprise.
It was sooo gross & bitter, I took a bite and spit it out.
I was like "eww, what the fuck is this?! It taste like coffee!"
Then my friends informed meh that is was indeed coffee...sorta.
They were all like what did u think it was made out of?
We're in Starbucks. They put coffee in everything BUT the sandwiches!
They were like Brittanie, it's called an "expresso brownie" That didn't ring a bell?
You've never heard of regular Expresso.
Seriously, I thought expresso meant I'd get the brownie really fast.
Express usually means faster where I come from....I'm so confused.
I should've known something was up when it took them 7 mins to give it to meh.
Grrr, I wanna rob Starbucks. Gimme all the coffee and no one get hurts.
AND PUT SOME EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM ON THAT, IT BETTER BE LOWFAT OR I'M BLOWING YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF.
Let's face it, No one is ever gonna go there to just get a sandwich or a desert.
As if we couldn't make all that at home.
All you need is coffee beans, caramel and whipped cream.
They need a dollar menu. I CANNOT afford basically $5 for coffee and whipped cream.
I mean almost everything they have is fattening.
I once read somewhere that if you have a drink from Starbucks in the morning you might as not eat for the rest of the day b/c you've just went over the recommended amount of 2000 calories per day.
Why the fuck are skinny girls always there?!
They go bulimic on their latte after wards.
That was mean, forgive meh JK I don't back down from what I say :D
In my lifetime I've only been to Starbucks twice.
I went when I was about 9 when one first opened in my area.
Then again when I was 16 as a junior in high school.
We were coming from school, I think so. Maybe we were just walking around and we didn't even go to school. I don't quite remember.
I know Vanessa was with us & Yousef payed for our orders.
I didn't order coffee, I ordered an Expresso brownie.
When I actually got that brownie I was in for a big surprise.
It was sooo gross & bitter, I took a bite and spit it out.
I was like "eww, what the fuck is this?! It taste like coffee!"
Then my friends informed meh that is was indeed coffee...sorta.
They were all like what did u think it was made out of?
We're in Starbucks. They put coffee in everything BUT the sandwiches!
They were like Brittanie, it's called an "expresso brownie" That didn't ring a bell?
You've never heard of regular Expresso.
Seriously, I thought expresso meant I'd get the brownie really fast.
Express usually means faster where I come from....I'm so confused.
I should've known something was up when it took them 7 mins to give it to meh.
Grrr, I wanna rob Starbucks. Gimme all the coffee and no one get hurts.
AND PUT SOME EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM ON THAT, IT BETTER BE LOWFAT OR I'M BLOWING YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF.
Coffee Beans at Starbucks Are Magical Beans :D
Meh+You=Starbucks
This is what happens when you leave them out in the sun, oh wait, they always look like that. Gross melted caramel and shit *gags*
Starbucks While You Study, I wish I could blame this on the reason I'm failing college.
I got NOTHING.
Looks like a five year took a fucking Sharpie to her mother's cup but isn't it cute?!
Starbucks Body Art, those girls have some asses on them :D
I got NOTHING again
I Had An Affair With A Vanilla Latte, forgive meh, it was a moment of weakness. It'll NEVER happen again.
This Starbucks looks really fake =/
Starbucks & Chanel, I'm never gonna experience this b/c I can't afford Chanel. See, their products are just as much as that ugly ass purse. I'd prefer Prada anyway :p
I'm not sure what that is, it looks like a cheesecake covered in crushed up Oreos. I'm not sure Starbucks is the best combo for that pie.
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