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Friday, May 21, 2010

You Smell Like A Baby Prostitute :D



So, I still have a headache.
It'll be a new day when it goes away.
I always hate when I cry myself into a headache, I imagine it's like being hungover.

But I've been watching Mean Girls for the past hour & texting my friends.
It definitely made meh feel better.
I this movie, it has always made meh feel better.
This movie got meh thur 10th grade.
I had it on VHS, back when we had a DVD/VHS player.It broke and we only had a DVD player so I can't watch it anymore unless it comes on television.
This movie is the BEST movie of all time

These made meh LOL so loud!! :D

-Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant. And die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK? Promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers. (sex+pregnancy=death)
-I know it may look like I had become a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch. (once a bitch, always a bitch)
-Omg, it's her dream come true, diving into a big pile of girls. (that sounds pretty fun actually ;))
-If you're from Africa...why are you white? (I wonder the same thing about Charlize Theron)
-Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed. (no it's not, it's her parents fault)
-I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack. (who doesn't wanna talk about crack?)
-And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. (how can u be more than all that?! is she also a teenage witch?)
-One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome! (that chick has some issues,I'd say)

Next I'm gonna try to see if Degrassi is on.
I haven't watched in two weeks. I'm behind on the drama.

I don't know what's up with meh.My moods are all over the place.
I for seriously need to start taking my meds before I flip out and commit homicide.
Even my mother is afraid of meh.....ugh, my brother called while I was blogging to have meh hack this girls account on Facebook & change her birthday.
This is why I'm a psychotic stalker, do you know who I'm related to?!

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